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I lie, but I don't cheat!

By Jack Elliott
In the midst of a 3-13 card game the other night Lou went out after protesting the previous round that she was ‘no place close to going flat’. There was a deluge of protests and wails of ‘no fair’, ‘you dirty s%^&’ and ‘you cheater’.
Lou took it all in and smugly proclaimed, “I may lie, but I don’t cheat.” as she raked in the pot.